The J-BAR-H Rules Of Life
The J-BAR-H Rules Of Life
- Never stand in line for an ass-whooping.
- Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. (Lincoln)
- No good deed goes unpunished.
- What you allow you approve.
- You can’t ride both sides of a fence.
- The likelihood that you are correct is not increased by the intensity of your conviction or the volume at which you express it.
- All disappointment is rooted in poorly set expectations.
- You are where you are supposed to be.
- Offense is taken, not given.
- Failure to plan on your part does not constitute a crisis to those around you.
- Failure is not in getting knocked down, but in not getting back up.
- Never pick a fight while wearing sandals.
- Don’t confuse fun with fulfillment or pleasure with happiness.
- Insanity is doing the same thing over and over the same way and expecting different results. (Einstein)
- Luck is the intersection between preparation and opportunity. (Seneca)
- If your horse dies, dismount.
- You cannot go through life trying to appease your critics. (Limbaugh)
- Never get into an argument with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. (Carlin)
- If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
- Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
- Whiskey makes you think you are smarter than you are.
- There’s an ass for every saddle
- If everything is under control you aren’t going fast enough. (Mario Andretti)
- It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. (Mark Twain)
- Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back into your pocket. (Warren Buffet)
- It doesn’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
- Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. (Will Rogers)
- The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it. (Schwarzkopf)
- A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
- You should not confuse your career with your life.
- Sometimes the hard thing and the right thing are the same thing.